"I've fallen madly in love with someone."
OH WELL JUST WAIT UNTIL IT WEARS OFF THEN YOU'LL FEEL LIKE AN ASS PLUS WATCH OUT YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE WHO IS SHE
"I'm not really at liberty to say and I'm not a fan of your cynical perspective."
WHOA, DUDE, LIGHTEN UP. WHY DID YOU UNFRIEND PERSON X?
"I really don't want to continue a relationship with person X."
HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU, PERSON X IS SO SWEET AND AMAZING, HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT TO CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP??
"I see a pattern of person X behaving in ways that I don't appreciate and I am going to remove myself from person X because I don't want to deal with that."
I'M SURE IF YOU JUST TOLD THEM THEY WOULD STOP, WHY DON'T YOU AT LEAST TRY?
"I'm not comfortable accepting feedback from you and I didn't ask for it."
HAHA, TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. SOMEBODY IS ON THE RAG!
"I am also tired of passive aggressive 'jokes' that are really thinly veiled insults."
HAHA TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL HEY WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE
"I have what I consider to be very good reasons for my decisions but I am not at liberty to discuss them with you and/or I just don't want to."
OH NICE DODGE THERE DENIAL BOY, NONE OF YOUR REASONS MUST BE ANY GOOD. YOU MAD BRO?
"I am not upset or angry, I'm only setting a boundary."
I'LL PRAY FOR YOU AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU AND I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY
"I don't really think you know me or the situation well enough to assess my well being."
HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
"I am not really comfortable with the way you insinuate a greater level of intimacy between us than actually exists."
YOU ARE BEING SO MEAN. I AM BEING SO NICE. YOU ARE MEAN AND AWFUL.
"I honestly just don't want to continue the conversation at this time."
WHY NOT? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHAT DID I SAY? WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE?
"If you keep going with this, I am going to have to block you or otherwise close the lines of communication."
OH THAT'S REAL BRAVE! JUST BLOCK WHATEVER YOU CAN'T HANDLE!
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